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thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: Ten points to Dumbledore
mewtwoofficial:

clockworknite:

YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.

the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen

mewtwoofficial:

clockworknite:

YOU. MOTHER. FUCKER.

the entire history of our universe came together in such a way that allowed this pun to happen

angelclark:

How To Read A 223-Page Novel In Just 77 Minutes 

Spritz is a company that makes a speed-reading technology which allows you to get through a mass of text, reading every word, in a fraction of the time it would take if you were turning the pages of a book or swiping through a Kindle.

The basis of Spritz concept is that much of the time spend reading is “wasted” on moving your eyes from side to side, from one word to the next. By flashing the words quickly, one after the other, all in the same place, eye movement is reduced almost to zero. All that’s left is the time you take to process the word before the next one appears.

The company is selling licenses for other companies who might want to use the technology in operating systems, applications, wearables, and websites. Obviously, the tiny screen of a smart watch instantly springs to mind.

But the real revelation of Spritz is in trying it yourself.

Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
helens78:

mishasminions:

darnni:

YEARS OF FALLING ON MY FACE JUST TO FIND THIS OUT?!?!?!

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

Wow.  If that really is the only secret, then those dancers have unbelievable core strength.  O_O

helens78:

mishasminions:

darnni:

YEARS OF FALLING ON MY FACE JUST TO FIND THIS OUT?!?!?!

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

Wow.  If that really is the only secret, then those dancers have unbelievable core strength.  O_O

ilixr:

f-reska:

vaxpur:

Selfie of the century

Oh my god

A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG

ilixr:

f-reska:

vaxpur:

Selfie of the century

Oh my god

A MUST HAVE ON MY BLOG

9gag:

There, there. It’s okay!

9gag:

There, there. It’s okay!